Fast food conspiracy
It´s all a big conspiracy...imma become a scientist...ok, the underlying theory is that basically most fast food is an altered form of, a mutant, a derivative, a descendant of PIZZA
think about it...
- a taco
- is a tortilla
- is a wrap
- is a shawarma
- is a döner / kebap
- WHICH is nothing else but a rolled up pizza
- AND a spring roll is a rolled up pizza with the ends folded and fried instead of baked
- AND a samosa is a pizza pouch
- AND a burger is basically a sandwich, which is a pizza with two bases on top and bottom and the topping is in between....
- AND a fried breaded chicken wing is basically a pizza, where the grinded pizza base forms the coating for the topping (i.e. the chicken)
isn´t that fascinating?
(yaaaaa, i was REALLY BORED at work :-O)
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- and a taco is basically half a sandwich bent in the middle
- and a pizza is, again, half a sandwich with its content slightly altered
- and a wrap is...
wow.. you gotta be REALLY bored to blog this!!:-)
and..hey..a samosa is not a pizza pouch unless they have started coming out with tandoori potatoes pizza!!:-)
Harit you are probably in India right now and your mom is cooking you curry sauce, naan bread, chai tea and...... PIZZA POUCHES hahaha
Verena.. I don't get why you think you need to be a scientist to come to these conclusions? however...
The scientific community (ie Rebecca and I) will consider your application to join.. you can be in charge of comparing the DNA between a shwarma and a pizza.
Hallo!
Ich versuchs mal, auf die anonyme usw.... neben goodbyes, partying, fast food, und langweilig in der arbeit könntes du ja mal an deine hinterbliebenen denken und e-mails schreiben. es sind ja nur ein paar zeilen, die ich zumindest gerne monatlich hätte??!! bussi h
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