A day in the life of...

...the babyseal hunter:
0700: wake up, shower, got dressed: chose the sweater from authentic Irish setter and vest from real gorilla chest (courtesy of Mr. Montgomery Burns)
0745: veal for breakfast (baby cow)
0830: leave for work (butchers), scare a couple of schoolkids on the way (baby humans)
1200: pigling for lunch (baby pig)
1700: leave butchers. blood sausage from various (baby?) animals, brussels sprouts (baby cabbage) and baby carrots for dinner
2000: meet up with backstabber steph and bald becky for a bit of baby seal clubbing (see picture)
2130: narrow escape from an aussault attempt by Paul McCartney and Pamela Anderson
2200: return home. tuck up in cat fur blankets (good against rheumatism)

3 Comments:
hehehe, that second picture actually looks like barbie killing a cat... jijijiji
you live a tough life.. and I respect you for it.
Armes Hundchen ;-((
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